I just thought it would be nice to call everything a distortion <snip>
I admire your intentions and approach, cbtd, but I am dubious about whether it will work.
I was involved in Hi-Fi electronics long before I began dabbling in guitar electronics. Coming from my background, I would use exactly the terminology you suggested: anything that alters the waveform of the signal by putting it through a nonlinear device is causing harmonic distortion. This is something you can see and measure with the appropriate instruments, so it's not just some arbitrary term, it is a real physical thing (the generation of new frequencies that were not present in the original audio signal, and which are harmonically related to the original frequencies).
When there is significant nonlinearity there is also intermodulation distortion (which also generates new frequencies that were not in the original audio signal, but this time the new frequencies are not harmonics of the original frequencies).
Clipping diodes, overloaded transistors, overdriven opamps, all of these are nonlinear devices, and all cause harmonic distortion and intermodulation distortion.
So to my mind sub-categories like "fuzz" and "overdrive" and "distortion" never really made sense. To an audio engineer they're all just various forms of "distortion".
The trouble is, the single (technically accurate) word "distortion" doesn't really serve us guitarists very well, either, because there are so many different types of non-linear distortion, and from the musicians perspective they do all sound a bit different. So we come up with terms like "warm" or "rich" or "harsh" or "transparent" or "spiky" or "violin like", and none of them is really accurate either.
It's a bit like watching people in a bead store discussing the hundred different shades of yellow beads on the shelf. The catch-all term "yellow" is accurate, but insufficient in this context, so people add on all these other adjectives - "golden", "amber", "greenish", "pale", "silvery", and dozens of others - and even with all of that, no two people are quite going to agree on exactly how to describe one particular shade of yellow.
And if you think I'm exaggerating about the bead thing - you should try it some time! I've accompanied my better half into a few bead stores over the years, and it feels like a visit to an alternate universe where Y chromosomes are incredibly rare and owners of said Y chromosomes have no clue what everyone is so interested in. It's probably roughly the equivalent of the experience a woman has if she wanders into a radio-control hobby shop full of men who are gaga over little replicas of vehicles.
-Gnobuddy