Men wearing gray sweatpants. Should be illegal.

[Recce]

I don’t think sweatpants look good on anyone. No one should wear them.

 

[Knows3Chords]

After every one of my major surgeries in the last eight years there was a period when wearing jeans was not comfortable at all. I could never stand sweatpants so I bought several pairs of decent hospital scrubs. They are very comfortable and IMHO look better than sweats.

 

[BigDaddyLH]

I don’t think sweatpants look good on anyone. No one should wear them.

Now track suits... K-Pop group Crayon Pop took them to the next level.

 

[BigDaddyLH]

Anyway, when they get just a little wet, it is extremely visible. As in when I wash my hands, just the stuff accidentally sprinkling from the sink makes it look like I peed on myself.

That's my go-to line, too

 

[TheCheapGuitarist]

It's almost Speedo weather again.

No man, it's always Speedo weather.

 

[TheCheapGuitarist]

Something about people wearing sweatpants - I just don't seem to ever notice. Too many other fish to fry.

Oh, you'll notice when one of those "fish" is trying to trout its way out the front of them!

 

[fsone]

These goddam kids don't even put on a shirt and tie to go to the shops any more!

You don't have to try to impress us, with your language sir...

 

[P-Nutz]

Nothing says, "I give up," like wearing sweatpants at public events.
Over the years, shorts were always frowned up in my bands....

And only 13 posts in ... but no tattoos or stands on stage yet ... all y'all are SLACKIN'!

 

[Buckaroo65]

And only 13 posts in ... but no tattoos or stands on stage yet ... all y'all are SLACKIN'!

How about a clip on tuner for the “headstock”?

 

[Buell]

Just like my taste in wine, women and song
The 70's are my favorite era bygone
No fashion police to ticket my wear
Wide ties, bell bottoms and hair like Cher

But here we are in a brand new age
Where tattoos and piercings are all the rage
Just take me back to a simpler time
When the clothes that I wore did not cause men to whine

 

[Buckaroo65]

Just like my taste in wine, women and song
The 70's are my favorite era bygone
No fashion police to ticket my wear
Wide ties, bell bottoms and hair like Cher

But here we are in a brand new age
Where tattoos and piercings are all the rage
Just take me back to a simpler time
When the clothes that I wore did not cause men to whine

A leisure suit in green of lime when you tried to make some time With ladies who would let you stay and help them with their macramé

 

[Bones]

I have never left my house in sweatpants, maybe once just to get the mail. I can't stand going to the grocery store and seeing people out in public in sweats and pajamas. It's the end of times...

 

[fenderchamp]

I first noticed this a while ago in church, when one of the guys was at the front praying over the offering. I made a comment to my wife who said, "why are you looking at that?" Well, I wasn't trying to look at that, but there are some protrusions that you can't not see.

Anyway, I come to find out later that this is actually a thing, and lots of people are aware of it. And it's only with gray sweatpants, for whatever reason. No other color.

And to bring this back to guitars, the most disturbing thing was that it appeared this was somewhere between a softer wood like basswood, and rock hard maple.

that's kind of like looking down using a urninal.

bad form

 

[ShortintheSleeve]

Sweatpants (gray, protrusion-accentuating ones or otherwise) should be for only the gym, a run, or lounging at home.

 

[1293]

October-May I wear sweatpants exclusively at home - never in public. The first thing I do after being out and about, is change into sweatpants.

 

[regularslinky]

Real men dress like Lemmy.

 

[teletail]

Money in the bank makes a whole lot of men attractive to certain hweemin.

Funny how many guys go right to "gold digger." She's worth 20 million dollars herself. I doubt she's using baby Bieber as a meal ticket.

 

[Lou Tencodpees]

I first noticed this a while ago in church, when one of the guys was at the front praying over the offering

So I presume the sermon wasn't about Matthew chapter 7?

 

[TokyoPortrait]

Hi.

Is this my chance to post that Lemmy in hot pants photo again? I would, but it might be three strikes and I’m out…

Pax/
Dean

 

[Blrfl]

Is this my chance to post that Lemmy in hot pants photo again? I would, but it might be three strikes and I’m out…

As Lemmy himself would have said, overkill, overkill, overkill.