One just came to the door, he said he wasn't selling solar, but he had a big badge on his shirt that said SOLAR! He also had a big old suspicious looking book of some kind in his hand, that I was sore afraid he was going to try and get me to look at. I responded with, I'm not interested in solar, that wasn't good enough. He wanted to know why I wasn't interested in solar, maybe my reason wouldn't be good enough, and he could just pencil that out and sell me some solar anyway. I wouldn't give him an opening though, I stuck to my story, and just said I'm just not interested that's why!
I'm thinking of installing a turnstile out front of my house for solar people. They have to put a dollar in the thing before they get to come up to my door and throw their pitch! It's getting to be like loud pipes on Harleys, it's not just the one, it's the nine hundred of them in succession that gets on your nerves. They can't believe that I don't want free solar, how can I not want free solar? 'Cause there ain't no such thing as free solar for ME, there might be for someone, but not for old TD. I don't qualify, and I don't want to add it to my mortgage or my tax bill, I don't even want to promise that Alex will pay for it. Are solar salespeople roaming your neighborhoods at all hours of the day and night? The only thing more visible than solar salesmen around here are U-Haul trucks.
I'm thinking of installing a turnstile out front of my house for solar people. They have to put a dollar in the thing before they get to come up to my door and throw their pitch! It's getting to be like loud pipes on Harleys, it's not just the one, it's the nine hundred of them in succession that gets on your nerves. They can't believe that I don't want free solar, how can I not want free solar? 'Cause there ain't no such thing as free solar for ME, there might be for someone, but not for old TD. I don't qualify, and I don't want to add it to my mortgage or my tax bill, I don't even want to promise that Alex will pay for it. Are solar salespeople roaming your neighborhoods at all hours of the day and night? The only thing more visible than solar salesmen around here are U-Haul trucks.