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I love my cat, but I do have a theory about cats being fundamentally evil.

I figure that cats are evil roughly in proportion to their size. I'm allowed to have a ~15lb house cat, because 15lbs isn't very much evil and I can handle it. If I were to try and have say, a 400lb cat, like a tiger, the city would come and take it from me, because they don't think I can contain so much evil.

Compare that with dogs - the city will let me have as big a dog as I care to have, because dogs are fundamentally good, so the city isn't concerned.


Canines are regulated to a degree that felines are not but should be.
The double standard is exceptionally ludicrous.
How would society like it if everyones' dogs were running around all over the place, jumping fences, pooping all over Gods' green Earth, and raising Hell like cats do?
Citizens would be out with their firearms; you think I'm kidding? Nope; not kidding.
 

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Anytime I get scratched or lightly bitten (I’m always the instigator) by either of the cats , I immediately put disinfectant on it . Serves me right for hassling them but at the same time , still never had an infection issue .


You're lucky to still have that hand. Catmouth bacteria is 'Nature's Novichok'.

Cat bites are serious and not to be taken lightly. Here in California if you go to the Dr they are required to report the cat to the county and must be quarantined for about 1 to 2 weeks and the county charges you a fee for this service even if you quarantined your own cat. If you say you don’t know who’s cat it is then they try to give you rabies shots. At least that’s how it used to be.
 

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I thought about getting one of those Wrist Rocket sling shots & even a BB gun for the offending felines but I reside in the city so, I don't want to get on the bad side of the law.
I figure I would just buy a trap, trap them thar vermin, and transport them down to the Mighty Mississippi so, they can become breakfast for bears. :lol:
Cats hate water and water is harmless. I used to keep a supersoaker at a house I used to rent which could hit a cat at thirty feet. It also used to shut up the dog next door when it would bark incessantly if left out alone, one quick blast was usually enough.
 

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Don't let them get hungry

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I think our cats are distantly related, like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back. I'm in Oregon,USA. They have the
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same belly and everything.
 

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I lived in a 1st floor condo when I lived in Dallas years ago; one of the neighbors' cats would poop just outside my door, in the dirt, where there was bare soil & plants.
I currently live in a house & my neighbors' cats poop in different locations on my property.
Randomly launched river rocks seem to be doing the part for now in training the felines to stay off my property but that only works when I can see the kritters. I can't patrol my property 24/7/365.
I see a cat trap in my future. :cool: I imagine I could easily trap a LOT of cats around my hood.
If I go that route the cats that I catch will be carted off at least ten miles, and let loose at the Mississippi River. I bet they won't be finding my property to poop on after that. :D[/QUOTE

You clearly don’t understand cats and will cause only worry and heartache to their owners. There are non-cruel reliable ways of deterring cats.
 

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I love my cat, but I do have a theory about cats being fundamentally evil.

I figure that cats are evil roughly in proportion to their size. I'm allowed to have a ~15lb house cat, because 15lbs isn't very much evil and I can handle it. If I were to try and have say, a 400lb cat, like a tiger, the authorities would come and take it from me, because they don't think I can contain so much evil.

Compare that with dogs - the authorities will let me have as big a dog as I care to have, because dogs are fundamentally good, so they aren't concerned.

for what they are designed to do - cats are exceptionally successful solo killing machines.

dogs are pack animals and clumsy in comparison


Canines are regulated to a degree that felines are not but should be.
The double standard is exceptionally ludicrous.
How would society like it if everyones' dogs were running around all over the place, jumping fences, pooping all over Gods' green Earth, and raising Hell like cats do?
Citizens would be out with their firearms; you think I'm kidding? Nope; not kidding.


I do agree with this .

Cats kill for the sake of killing.

people should not let them out to roam.

at all.

DONT LET YOUR CATS OUT TO ROAM ON THEIR OWN !
 

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I love my cat, but I do have a theory about cats being fundamentally evil.

I figure that cats are evil roughly in proportion to their size. I'm allowed to have a ~15lb house cat, because 15lbs isn't very much evil and I can handle it. If I were to try and have say, a 400lb cat, like a tiger, the authorities would come and take it from me, because they don't think I can contain so much evil.

Compare that with dogs - the authorities will let me have as big a dog as I care to have, because dogs are fundamentally good, so they aren't concerned.

A 150 lb dog is a Great Dane. A 150 lb cat is a mountain lion.

 

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I thought about getting one of those Wrist Rocket sling shots & even a BB gun for the offending felines but I reside in the city so, I don't want to get on the bad side of the law.
I figure I would just buy a trap, trap them thar vermin, and transport them down to the Mighty Mississippi so, they can become breakfast for bears. :lol:

You can become remarkably proficient with a wrist rocket in a very short time. They are not for scaring though. Using 7/16 steel balls from a ball bearing you can kill a wild animal with a head shot.
 

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I have owned canines and I am a responsible dog owner.
I don't allow others to have to deal with my shortcomings as a pet owner because of being a responsible pet owner.
This saves my fellow citizens the hassles of performing duties that are not theirs.
I do understand cats, and I don't care for them.
 

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We used to have wrist rocket wars with crabapples ! With no eye protection !! With our brains herbally scrambled !!!


It’s a wonder none of us need leader dogs at this point ...


You can become remarkably proficient with a wrist rocket in a very short time. They are not for scaring though. Using 7/16 steel balls from a ball bearing you can kill a wild animal with a head shot.
 

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cats are crazy for sure, one time i was in the yard and i passing a 30' tall cedar and i seen a whole lot of flys buzzin around the bottom so i looked in there around the base and there was a whole bunch of dissected baby bunnies with their organs all carefully laid out

gosh i wish i wouldn't have looked what a psycho horror show, ugh neighbors creepy ass cat
 

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I had a female cat, Squeeks,,, had the finest black coat I'd seen on a cat with red through it that would throw up some unreal shades in the sun... like grandmas fine furniture..

narrow at the shoulders and yellow eyes like those sleek porcelain figurines... bit of Siamese in it, I think...

dogs didn't stand a chance against it.... I watched it shred lots of dogs with ease.... pig dogs, mastiffs...serious dogs...

one day I hear a noise at the back stairs.. walked past the sleeping cat on the kitchen floor to look... it was the big ugly bull mastiff from the house up the back sniffing around.... I yelled at it to get the hell out of here and it looked back at me and growled low at me.... I was always wary of this one...

meanwhile I felt the cat brush past my leg and go out the cat flap... she launched herself from the top level onto the dogs head at the base of the stairs and started shredding.... the dog saw it coming and turned to run but was too slow.... it ran up the garden stairs heading home with the cat on it's head/face... each time he managed to flick it off the cat just jumped back on and kept going tooth and claw...this went on for 50 yds as the dog yelped and screamed like a baby the whole way....

the cat just trotted back down the hill past me still inside the door and curled back up where it was and went back to sleep.... my heart was still pounding at the scene I saw......

the people moved away soon after when they bought their own land to build on.. I saw his brother in town a year later and asked how the new place was and if they still had the dog....he started telling me how the dog came home one day completely messed up in what he thought was a fight with a big kangaroo or a wild dog.... it took 400 bucks worth of stitches to patch it up he said...

I grinned and told him I'd seen the whole thing... my demure little cat did that.... he couldn't believe it when I told him how it happened...

I saw it fight off 2 dogs at once, bull terriers again.... they had teamed up to get the cat.... the cat handled both of them with ease and they never came back in the yard again.... he took the young one out first, it bailed out.. and then started on the bigger one..... incredible.....

yet, it never scratched me ever,, even in serious play,, had the softest paws with people, very friendly.... hated dogs with a passion... long gone now, I miss her.... :)
 

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I had a female cat, Squeeks,,, had the finest black coat I'd seen on a cat with red through it that would throw up some unreal shades in the sun... like grandmas fine furniture..

narrow at the shoulders and yellow eyes like those sleek porcelain figurines... bit of Siamese in it, I think...

dogs didn't stand a chance against it.... I watched it shred lots of dogs with ease.... pig dogs, mastiffs...serious dogs...

one day I hear a noise at the back stairs.. walked past the sleeping cat on the kitchen floor to look... it was the big ugly bull mastiff from the house up the back sniffing around.... I yelled at it to get the hell out of here and it looked back at me and growled low at me.... I was always wary of this one...

meanwhile I felt the cat brush past my leg and go out the cat flap... she launched herself from the top level onto the dogs head at the base of the stairs and started shredding.... the dog saw it coming and turned to run but was too slow.... it ran up the garden stairs heading home with the cat on it's head/face... each time he managed to flick it off the cat just jumped back on and kept going tooth and claw...this went on for 50 yds as the dog yelped and screamed like a baby the whole way....

the cat just trotted back down the hill past me still inside the door and curled back up where it was and went back to sleep.... my heart was still pounding at the scene I saw......

the people moved away soon after when they bought their own land to build on.. I saw his brother in town a year later and asked how the new place was and if they still had the dog....he started telling me how the dog came home one day completely messed up in what he thought was a fight with a big kangaroo or a wild dog.... it took 400 bucks worth of stitches to patch it up he said...

I grinned and told him I'd seen the whole thing... my demure little cat did that.... he couldn't believe it when I told him how it happened...

I saw it fight off 2 dogs at once, bull terriers again.... they had teamed up to get the cat.... the cat handled both of them with ease and they never came back in the yard again.... he took the young one out first, it bailed out.. and then started on the bigger one..... incredible.....

yet, it never scratched me ever,, even in serious play,, had the softest paws with people, very friendly.... hated dogs with a passion... long gone now, I miss her.... :)
That was a heart-warming story. We had a bully bull mastiff in our neighborhood for a time. Luckily, the husband got custody of the hound in the divorce and moved away. I love it when a bully gets his comeuppance.
 

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another time a friend came to visit with a dog... I suggested it would be safer in the car.... they laughed..

until they heard yelping outside and had to go and save their dog and put it in the car... the cat jumped on the hood and glared at the dog and menaced it through the window....... come on buddy, outside....:lol:

another time I saw her run across the yard full pelt and attack a dog walking past the yard sniffing around...

so funny... ;)
 
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