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  1. Ironwolf

    Ironwolf Poster Extraordinaire Gold Supporter

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    I've lately been accused of lowering the lid...apparently also a major toilet fixture foul:(.
     
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    'Why do you need all these guitars?' (says she, with more pairs of shoes than Imelda Marcos...)
     
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    Uh...seat down use sink out of the question I suppose?
     
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    Similar useless argument. This infamous photo was for a five day trip. Just me and the Mrs. I requested that she pack light...she believed that she had. I had everything in one bag.
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    But she has all that stuff to make her look good for you....
     
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    Glad I didn't marry a normal woman.
     
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    Our agreement stipulates that the seat and lid are always down between uses and that the vanity is completely clear when not not being used. So far, so good. Oh and if the toilet roll needs changing, change it and neither one of us cares which way it hangs.
     
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    It takes less equipment to paint a car. :rolleyes:
     
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    That would have been a deal breaker for me.

    Actually, my future step daughters gave their mom the first green light about me, because ...

    I lowered the toilet seat.:cool:
     
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    You deserve a medal if you can brush your teeth and spit without hitting something on that sink?
     
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    I pee outside
     
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    And that is why we have separate bathrooms
     
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    Just remember, this week is diarrhea awareness week...runs till Friday.
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    I am Man! The World is my urinal!
     
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    Question:
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    Is that a rule?
    Why is one expected to raise and lower the thing for someone else?
    Can't each position the damn thing as desired and not make it a thing?
     
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    If the seat is down, did he raise it then lower it, or not even bother?:eek: Maybe seat up is actually verification of proper use.
     
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    Ahhhh...bachelorhood. :rolleyes:
     
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    In the kitchen sink?
     
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