Your favourite Simpsons quote

[BorderRadio]

“STAN LEE??!!”

RIP

 

[RoyBGood]

From 'King-size Homer' (if you haven't seen it, Homer intentionally gains weight so he can be classed as disabled and work from home).

In the line for the cinema - voice 'off camera':

Hey Fattie! - I got a film for ya... 'A Fridge Too Far!'

 

[bluesky1963]

Chief Wiggum: The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

From the same episode:

Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you.

 

[Mike Simpson]

Bart: "I think I'll go for the life of sin, followed by a presto-change-o deathbed repentance."

 

[Mexitele Blues]

Grandpa:

"I used to be with it! But then they changed what it was! Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary. It could happen TO YOU!"

Edit for runner up:

"I'm Billy Corgen, Samshing Pumpkins."
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."

 

[w3stie]

Homer is filling in while Smithers is on leave, but doing a bad job.

Homer :Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

Homer: [Phone Rings] Y'ello, Mr. Burns Office?

Mr. Burns: Is it about my cube?

 

[EllroyJames]

 

[FendrGuitPlayr]

"Stupider like a fox!" -Homer Simpson

 

[smithsonian]

Ralph: “that’s where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things”

Oh my goodness! How could I forget that one!?!?

 

[EllroyJames]

”She’s faking it..”

 

[RoyBGood]

Old geezer, hooked up to Professor Frink's memory recall machine:

'I did have butternut squash last nite!'

 

[RoyBGood]

Homer is filling in while Smithers is on leave, but doing a bad job.

Homer :Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

Homer: [Phone Rings] Y'ello, Mr. Burns Office?

Mr. Burns: Is it about my cube?

Great lines from another classic episode! Another one (of many) that really gets me from that one:

Homer is on the phone to Mr. Burns, pretending he's Mr. Burns' mum:

'Hello Mrs Burns? - it's your mother, Mrs. Burns... I just called to say I don't love you.'

 

[w3stie]

Great lines from another classic episode! Another one (of many) that really gets me from that one:

Homer is on the phone to Mr. Burns, pretending he's Mr. Burns' mum:

'Hello Mrs Burns? - it's your mother, Mrs. Burns... I just called to say I don't love you.'

Or when he's trying to get back an abusive letter he wrote to Mr Burns ..

Homer (trying to sound like Mr Burns): "Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Postman: "OK, Mr Burns, what's your first name."
Homer (persisting with the charade): "I don't know."
Cut to Homer and Bart sitting in the gutter.
Homer : "Great plan Bart."

 

[Aspiringluthier]

<Rides dirtbike into home, removes helmet.>

"Hi! I'm Gary Busey. Nyahahahahahhahahahahahhahahehehehheheheheheheheh...."
"Meet Joe, last name Spahghettio. He has a restraining order and now he can't burn his name in Mary's lawn... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! Ho man, I've been there bwahahahahaAHAHAHAHA!"
"Now Joe has a restraining order BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm gonna let you in on a secret. Joe is ME, and Mary is a composite of twelve different women."

 

[RoyBGood]

During Frank Grimes' funeral, as hi coffin is lowered into the ground, sleeping Homer says 'Change the channel, Marge.'

 

[dlew919]

During Frank Grimes' funeral, as hi coffin is lowered into the ground, sleeping Homer says 'Change the channel, Marge.'

‘That’s our Homer’

 

[EsquireOK]

"The blues isn’t about feeling better; it’s about making other people feel worse – and making a few bucks while you’re at it."

 

[drumtime]

Release the hounds

 

[dlew919]

But Main Street is all cracked and broken

Sorry mom the mob has spoken

Monorail monorail monorail

Monorail!

Mono- doh!

 

[kafka]

"Get that lunary an ambulant!"