You own a pharmaceutical company

[Dan German]

Just reply, "Porn."

Then, assuming you have survived her initial reaction, you can elaborate: "Nah, kidding! It's just TDPRI." She should then be much more amenable to your time spent here.

That was my first thought as well… (although in reality I tell her “my guitar forum” and she told her eyes and walks away.)

 

[985plowboy]

I’m pretty sure I’m unable to take it as I am allergic to the ingredients, regardless of whatever the name turns out to be.

 

[telleutelleme]

Geargone
Unstockium
Slippastus

 

[0SubSeanik0]

Step 1. Hack this site to get all of your personal info

Step 2. Build a contact list of your spouses, significant others, concerned family members and friends, landlords and creditors.

Step 3. Market to them directly with monthly subscriptions of low-dose strength tabs, Mickeys, and tasteless dissolvable powder for temporary relief.

Step 4. Prop up the market dip with my proceeds by buying up all the gear you would have.

I would not get high on my own supply.

 

[tubedude]

Deleted, already covered.

 

[boris bubbanov]

Your company has discovered a new drug that cures GAS, what are you going to call it?

Chordazone is my choice.

If I owned a pharma company, wow would I ever need a lot of psychiatric care. The self hatred would be immense.

 

[posttoastie]

"She will like it too"

 

[BigDaddyLH]

"She will like it too"
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Oh TDPRI, you lie so effortlessly