You Might Be A Hipster If....

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  1. Delta Blues

    Delta Blues Tele-Afflicted

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    I heard Dunkin Doughnuts had better coffee but I've never had that either. I guess because I live in the sticks.
     
  2. getbent

    getbent Telefied Silver Supporter

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    you even think about such things.
     
  3. Toto'sDad

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    It's easy to spot me as a hipster when I PASS by Starbucks in my snappy cargo shorts! Did you happen to see my new sandals and snappy docker's socks setting off my Fender tee shirt?
     
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    I've gotta admit, I was so fixated on the snazzy fedora you had perched on your head, with that perfect forward tilt, that I didn't even notice the rest of the ensemble.
     
  5. Brad Pittiful

    Brad Pittiful Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

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    he is a hipster doofus...according to elaine!
     
  6. JosephB

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    where the hell is pbr $6??


    you're going to hipster-exploitation bars.

    there's no such thing as a hipster any more.
     
  7. Colt W. Knight

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    You haven't been to Austin lately have you?
     
  8. macheesmo3

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    these are hipsters in the modern age, you see them every day:

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  9. Larry F

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    It's going to be hipster central at our house tomorrow night. My wife is an art professor and is hosting a visiting artist from Yale. Part of the tradition is having a reception at the host's house. It will be a lot of grad art students and some faculty. The art students are actually a lot a fun. They look like hipsters, and were sporting beards 3 or 4 years ago. A couple of them now are always dressed in jacket and tie. My job is to get them talking, which is harder for receptions in the fall, when many of them are new to campus. By this time of the year, they should be pretty self-starting conversationists. It is always interesting to find how many of these kids actually do go on to good teaching jobs and interesting careers. A ton of them move to New York, as you could imagine. While hipsters, I have never seen any snotty trump this or that kind of action, but then again, I have limited contact with them.
     
  10. String Tree

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    You might be a Hipster if:
    You know how many Hipsters it takes to change a light bulb.
     
  11. trev333

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    a mate of mine has had 2 hip replacements..

    I guess that makes him a modern hipster...;)
     
  12. w3stie

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    For goodness sake, he's got the hippy-hippy shakes.
     
  13. TEAM LANDRETH

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    You Might Be A Hipster If...

    You wear glasses that don't have correction. They just look cool.
    You buy plaid shirts that match the colors of your arty tattoo's.
    You have you jeans tailored to fit better.
    You were a wool hat all the time.
    You have hair professionally coiffed, but you don't own a comb.
    Your girlfriend looks like your brother.
     
  14. Westerly Sunn

    Westerly Sunn Poster Extraordinaire

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    If you're from Duplin County... You prolly' ain't one... You prolly' ain't never even seen one...


    ...and if it weren't for the innermess, you prolly' wouldn't have ever even heard of one! :lol:
     
  15. castpolymer

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    We have video proof of his hipster doofishness...

     
  16. neocaster

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    How did the hipster burn his tongue?
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    He drank his fair-trade poop-bean coffee before it was cool...
     
  17. Commodore 64

    Commodore 64 Friend of Leo's

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    Where does that leave those of us who have preferred PBR since they came of drinking age?
     
  18. kelnet

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    Yeah, ya gotta hate people who look different from us and who do things that we don't do.
    Hipsters. Harumph. Stay outta my hardware store.
     
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    I don't think hipsters go to Starbucks.
     
  20. waparker4

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    Well you liked PBR before it was cool, so I guess that makes you a hipster! :D
     
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