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You Gotta Be Kidding Me!

Discussion in 'Telecaster Discussion Forum' started by VintageRocker, Feb 20, 2020.

  1. Dacious

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    More like castrate.....
     
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  2. Alter

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    I've seen guitars like that saved though. I have a friend that repairs and builds guitars from scratch. He could take that guitar, glue in the missing part and do a relic job or refinish and you'd have to really pay attention to know it's there if at all..

    The price though.. and..

    :)
     
  3. drmmrr55

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  5. Jupiter

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    On the bright side, it’s a 1970 tele, so meh.
     
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  6. joebloggs13

    joebloggs13 Tele-Afflicted

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    Good luck selling that.:confused: There should be a law against doing that to a Tele. Criminal. ;)
     
  7. archetype

    archetype Fiend of Leo's

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    I'd buy it, but that 6-saddle, rattlehammer bridge is unacceptable.
     
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  8. tah1962

    tah1962 Friend of Leo's

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    Unbelievable. Leaves me speechless.
     
  9. dhodgeh

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    Looks like something was trying to turn it into a SG.....

    Yikes

    D
     
  10. Apache Snow

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    Its listed by Chicago Music Exchange. They should know better than this.
     
  11. unixfish

    unixfish Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    Nobody mentioned the best part of that listing:

    "Only 1 available".
     
  12. Bluetelecaster

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    Never drink while refinishing a guitar
     
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  13. Switchy

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    Wow. Stickers too? I see stuff like this on Craigslist and Facebook. Looks like somebody gifted a nice tele to some teenager, and this is the result.
     
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    sothoth Tele-Holic Platinum Supporter

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    That’s pretty weird for the Chicago Music Exchange to offer that monstrosity for almost $4 grand. WTF? I guess the neck might be worth a decent bit by itself :)
     
  15. kookaburra

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    But it has free shipping!
     
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    [QUOTE="Dismalhead,. Maybe someone should offer him like $10.[/QUOTE]
    or $10 worth of matches to finish the job
     
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  17. TeleTown

    TeleTown Friend of Leo's

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    OUCH!!!
     
  18. Larmo63

    Larmo63 Friend of Leo's

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    It's such a dog that I kinda like it.

    I'll keep my money though.
     
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    fugly!
     
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    We need a vomit emoticon.
     
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