...one word in the English language. Here’s mine - February. It shall be changed henceforth to the much more sensible and pronounceable “Febuary.” No more sounding like you have a speech impediment when trying to say a common month. Throw off the chains of this insane pronunciation. Rest easy and allow the word to be pronounced like it has always wanted to be pronounced. It’s like a musical note filled with tension and finally resolving on the root. Go for it, my friends. Your turn. Requirements 1) Must be a real word; 2) You must hate it. Enjoy.