Yet another odd/awful CL listing.

Well, that's new one!

 

just wants to show her a few licks I suspect...

 

He wants seven hours of playing time with a woman for his keyboard

 

That must be one of those new line of Yamaha keyboards...the BJ series.

 

He posted in the wrong section of CraigsList!

Some people sure can make a deal convoluted, eh? It would be fun to reply to the guy with one of those Nigerian styled scam emails~ "My agent will come by your place to pick up the item and perform favors..."

 

His math skills are as bad as his pickup skills.


$250 + $50 = $310???

 

Hey, I think we should all respond. I'm gonna call myself Delores. And I'm into some pretty weird stuff.

 

Does that keyboard come with prerecorded pieces? Ravel's Bolero?

 

The "Shaft" theme?

 

I'm gonna see if he will trade for my book. It's just been collecting dust lately.

 

I think he threw the extra $10 in hoping for a "big finish"

 

Happy ending?

Okay:
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Haha oh man

 

I wonder if they have to enclose a photo along with their offer.

 

Hey, I have one of those keyboards, sitting right here in front of me. I wonder what I can get for it?

 

I've got a foot pumped organ.

That would be a novelty for many women.

 

So, he's looking for a piece for his piano?

 

Reminds me of this Tom Waits song:

The piano has been drinking
My necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York
The jukebox has to take a leak

And the carpet needs a haircut
And the spotlight looks like a prison break
'Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
And the balcony's on the make

And the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking

And the menus are all freezing
And the light man's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
And he showed up with his mother

And the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking

'Cause the bouncer is a sumo wrestler
Cream puff Casper milk toast
And the owner is a mental midget
With the I.Q. of a fencepost

'Cause the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking

And you can't find your waitress
With a geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
And you just can't get served without her

And the box-office is drooling
And the bar stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling
And the ash-trays have retired

'Cause the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking

Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me