My wife: So you’re really good at poker? Me: Well, yeah, I suppose so. Wife: Like how good? Me: I don’t know. I’m good. Just depends on who you’re playing against, and how committed they play. Wife: You should take a couple of hundred dollars to the casino and win some more money out of it. Me: Yeah sweetie... it doesn’t really work that way. Wife: I don’t understand. Me: I know. It’s ok.