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    Her last meow...
     
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    It's probably safe.
     
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    Leave the lifejackets.
     
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    Learned her lesson.
     
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    Not my kid!
     
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    What's one cigarette?
     
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    Plenty of gas.
     
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    Tire looks fine.
     
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