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    Chemo or radiation.
     
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    Actually, getting rid of all human life would be GREAT for the planet. Putting yourself before the needs of the Earth is speciesist.
     
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    she said no
     
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    She owns snakes.
     
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    RoscoeElegante Friend of Leo's

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    Just being detained.
     
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    License and insurance?
     
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    The neighbor's __________.
     
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    That mole's new.
     
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    Grandma's new boyfriend.
     
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    LOL I needed this. That was soooo funny. Still laughing.
     
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    Momma's Gone Home
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    I screwed up.

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    Not sure where that came from but...eh?
     
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    Broken string? .....&^$*
     
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