Write a sad story with only three words

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    To add:

    That turd hurt!
     
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    That wasn't chocolate.


    Some days, that sounds like a very happy story.
     
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    What’s that smell?

    Are you seated?

    Your ______ died (insert favorite relative/friend).

    Your ______ survived (insert least-favorite relative/acquaintance).

    Justin Bieber lived.

    Got any cash?
     
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    But that's a funny story!
     
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