Worst Western Ever?

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  1. VWAmTele

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    Scouring Netflix for Westerns, saw this. I should have known it was bad when 'Meadow Soprano' is the top billed actor.
    Cartoonish plot, amateurish writing and bad acting. Any bad ones you were able to make it through?

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    That one with Richard Pryor - extremely stupid.
    (Even for the'70s)
     
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    That one with Sharon Stone. Sorry. Can’t be bothered to remember the name of it. It certainly wasn’t worth remembering.
     
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    The Adam sandler one on Netflix.


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    The new Lone Ranger was fun as a spectacle, but as a Western it was subpar, and as a movie it sucked except explosions and one-legged cancan dancers. Weird mix there.
     
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    Evil Roy Slade with John Astin better not get mentioned. Or we will have words.:)
     
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    w Marlon Brando not even trying.
     
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    The obvious champion in this category is Wild, Wild West with Will Smith! There cannot even be a runner up in this class. This is IT!
     
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    Cowboys vs. Aliens has to be up there.
     
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    Yeah, I can't think of anything that tops that.
     
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    Wild, Wild West has another distinction. Kevin Kline was magnificent in Silverado, but was so bad, that even passerby on the set noticed that he stunk to high heaven, and wondered how the mighty could have fallen so far. Of course there was nearly fourteen years between the two movies for Mr. Kline's acting skills to molder away but...
     
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    The Quick and The Dead. Thought it was awesome as a kid, pretty cringey as an adult. It’s a shame too; heck of a cast.
     
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    They should make that over and call it the Quick and the Dead vs. John Wick! (and his dog)
     
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    But it had a giant mechanical spider! I was going to post Kevin Smith's hilarious video about it, but he uses a lot of foul language, and I thought that it was probably against TDPRI standards.
     
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    Preposterous film!
     
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    This is the second worst Western I've seen. How do they get the money to produce these things? They can't possibly be profitable. No one in their right mind would invest money in these films. Maybe they're using them to launder money - I'm expecting to see 'Marty Bryd' as one of the producers.

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    You guys aren't even close. Try Single-Action Colt.
     
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    1) is it a western?
    2) it’s a work of comedy gold so you should be good.


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