Worst guitar solos in popular songs

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"I played fast to sound frantic, not frilly" - The best reason I didn't go with any Slayer songs. I seriously doubt that either King or Hanneman know how to solo in any given key or scale, but what they do is absolutely perfect for the music they make.
Okay, but can we really even call this a solo? This is just scratchy muting and a wah for gods sake:

 

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Perhaps, but Vernon Reid's a great player regardless, even if his style isn't exactly my cuppa joe. But credit where credit's due!
I was in a band that covered Cult of Personality and for the solo I just put my left hand in the #1 blues box position for that pentatonic scale, and picked as fast as I could with my right hand while randomly moving my left fingers around in that scale. People said I played it just like him.
 

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Ted Nugent and I disagree. That wild solo has a lot of character and rocks like Gibralter.
I always thought that Foreigner solo was bada**. Total reckless aggression. Basically everything rock and roll is supposed to be. If Ted says it rocks, it most definitely rocks.
 

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I’m no Journey fan, BUT ……
This is Neil’s finest hour, or 30-ish seconds.;)
It always reminded me a little of one Brian May’s solos.
Great song, great arrangement, great solo!
I remembered which Queen/Brian May solo!
Somebody To Love.
The opening notes are similar.
Both great solos!
 

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The “solo” on Should I Stay Or Should I Go by the Clash.

Is it deliberately supposed to sound crap though is the question?
 

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No, everybody knows it would have been a huge success, with or without Eddie’s 20-second contribution.

Well, everybody except for you.
Hell I would also argue that MJ was more important not only than Eddie but also more important than Quincy in the success of that and many of his albums.
 

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Driven to Tears by The Police. Not only is the lead bad, it doesn't even remotely fit in with the song.


Well, I'm on the other side.
I was 13 when Zenyatta came out, and that solo convinced me, that the only reasonable thing to fill out my spare time with, is playing guitar solos. Am 55 now and stil going strong. Not only that, but I retired early to make my whole day spare time. That's the effect of that solo on me.
 

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I’m no Journey fan, BUT ……
This is Neil’s finest hour, or 30-ish seconds.;)
It always reminded me a little of one Brian May’s solos.
Great song, great arrangement, great solo!

I remembered which Queen/Brian May solo!
Somebody To Love.
The opening notes are similar.
Both great solos!
The plot (ever so slightly) thickens.
Both albums had the same producer, Roy Thomas Baker.
 

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How about when Gwar did a series of pop rock covers?
Some of the solos on Styx tunes were pretty horrific, IIRC.

I mean think about, Gwar doing Styx covers?
How can that NOT be horrific?
 

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The first part of Freebird is a decent song. The last 35 minutes of it are terrible.
You know one way that helps to judge pop rock when we who judge are mostly a buncha guitar player dudes who are past our prime, is when the music we judge as not great enough was big, was the audience a 50/50 mix of men and women all equally excited about the music?
Girls loved it and guys loved it so it seems they made pretty good choices in how they worked the room or the arena!
I suppose one could conclude that women at least appeared to enjoy the excessive guitar wankery for reasons other than musical, but I am just observing the gradual shift in improved guitar wankery technique that alienated audience members who were not specifically guitar wanker fan dudes.
 

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You know one way that helps to judge pop rock when we who judge are mostly a buncha guitar player dudes who are past our prime, is when the music we judge as not great enough was big, was the audience a 50/50 mix of men and women all equally excited about the music?
Girls loved it and guys loved it so it seems they made pretty good choices in how they worked the room or the arena!
I suppose one could conclude that women at least appeared to enjoy the excessive guitar wankery for reasons other than musical, but I am just observing the gradual shift in improved guitar wankery technique that alienated audience members who were not specifically guitar wanker fan dudes.
They should have hired studio session players to play the last 2 hours of that song. That would have been awesome!
 

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The “solo” on Should I Stay Or Should I Go by the Clash.

Is it deliberately supposed to sound crap though is the question?
That might be an entirely different category. There are indeed some solos that were meant to sound like crap. Some are mentioned in this thread ("Abracadabra", for one). In my opinion, there should be an "intentionally crappy guitar solo" category. Because that's an art form.
 

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THIS is my absolute No. 1 of guitar solos, where I just never know, what they were thinking ?

Starts about 2.37:




And another one, talk about overplaying :) Ca. 2.47:


The second video wouldn’t play, But how about this take on the first—
Imagine Robert Fripp being recognized by the coffee machine in the building where it was being recorded…

After a quick chat, it is discovered by someone in this band that they both have their mini coopers serviced in the same garage…

Commiseration over cars, and Bob’s your uncle, and he’s also agreed to play on your track…

As he’s adjusting his chair, it tangles in the headphone lead, almost yanking them off, at the same time, knocking the guitar headstock, causing two strings to go out of tune…

As he’s attempting to tune, he hears the countdown to his punch-in, Figures I’ve got four strings left, I’ll find a tonal center, mucks about with that for a few, then plays a music quote mirroring his inner monologue—‘ I heard the news today, Oh boy…I shouldn’t have agreed to this, I knew this would happen’… a few more guitar meanderings and he hears ‘you’re out-Beautiful’…

This is exactly what I imagined as I heard that-in my defense it’s been raining for a couple days, and I’ve been cooped up. I gave my umbrella to a homeless person. Totally worth it!
 

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I know this is all subjective, with that said my least favorite solo in a popular song is probably the solo in Steve Miller's "Abracadabra."


Has anyone mentioned that display of untouchable virtuosity on that solo cut by the singer from Journey-I think Steve Perry was his name? “Oh Sheri/Cheri/Sherry” however it was spelled-‘Twas Not sweeter than Wine!

It may have been Waddy Wha? tell-eh-phoning that one in… it should be eligible for the Jeff Baxter ‘ it’s my favorite, because I made the most money’ prize!
 




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