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black_doug

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I read this quote today and it made me laugh out loud.

“What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.”

Claire Trevor, Actress (Stagecoach, Key Largo, Murder My Sweet), Married three times.

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nojazzhere

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I read this quote today and it made me laugh out loud.

“What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.”

Claire Trevor, Actress (Stagecoach, Key Largo, Murder My Sweet), Married three times.

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Too bad you don't have to go through training and test to get married, like you do to drive a car.....;)
 

Killing Floor

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Place I worked when I was dumb had a big OSHA board. At the bottom of a list of some safety tips the Boss wrote “Don’t stick your head in the toilet and flush it”. Sage advice. That’s why he was the boss.
 

johnny k

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Today is tomorow ?

I speak to myself in my head, am i crazy johnny ?
I hope you are not because i do it too.
You know. Kids.
 

telleutelleme

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"There is only so high you can reach by yourself before you start to look incompetent"

I think of this whenever a little ole lady in the grocery store asks me to reach for something on the very top shelf.
 




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