Words of Wisdom

[black_doug]

I read this quote today and it made me laugh out loud.

“What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.”

Claire Trevor, Actress (Stagecoach, Key Largo, Murder My Sweet), Married three times.

Share something that made you laugh out loud.

 

[Tone Quest]

Good one.

 

[nojazzhere]

I read this quote today and it made me laugh out loud.

“What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.”

Claire Trevor, Actress (Stagecoach, Key Largo, Murder My Sweet), Married three times.

Share something that made you laugh out loud.

Too bad you don't have to go through training and test to get married, like you do to drive a car.....

 

[elihu]

Too bad you don't have to go through training and test to get married, like you do to drive a car.....

Or have a kid.

 

[Killing Floor]

Place I worked when I was dumb had a big OSHA board. At the bottom of a list of some safety tips the Boss wrote “Don’t stick your head in the toilet and flush it”. Sage advice. That’s why he was the boss.

 

[johnny k]

Today is tomorow ?

I speak to myself in my head, am i crazy johnny ?
I hope you are not because i do it too.
You know. Kids.

 

[telleutelleme]

"There is only so high you can reach by yourself before you start to look incompetent"

I think of this whenever a little ole lady in the grocery store asks me to reach for something on the very top shelf.