Witchcraft Elitism

yep it's cliques, everywhere ya go, I tells ya

 

I'll bet anyone a dolla that if I show that to my kids, they'll be all "Duh, dad. There's this huge group of elitist witches who are constantly talking trash about all the noobs online. Nobody likes them. I can't believe you've never heard of them."

 

tl/dr
At some point, you can no longer blame your parents for your poor life choices.

 

but the dynamics and the paradigms are awfuly similar regardless of the circles you operate in

 

I find those elitist witches really annoying, trying to tell me that I'm using bat wings and eye of newt improperly in my spells!

 

I'm really intrigued now! I want to know what this young woman sells and what kind of a living she makes doing it.

 

What accent is that? Sounds like a mix of British/Elmer Fudd.

 

To me it sounds like British with a dash of Scottish. She says that she's in the UK. She mentioned Glastonbury, which is west of London.

 

I made it to the one minute mark....but it wasn't easy.

 

I’ve been saying this for a while and EVERYONE (for the most part) applies, it’s called PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!

Okay deep breaths.....


I think it’s time for the asteroid to come....

 

I'll ask my ex-wife about this, she's an expert.

 

Youtube. She sells youtube.

 

Darned Custom Shop players...I mean witches!

 

Her YouTube channel has 56,500 subscribers. Here are some of her other videos titles-
15 tips for beginner witches
how to dispose of spell remains
types of witches
signs and omens
tips for starting a book of shadows
top magic herbs
coven vs. solitary witchcraft
how to make spell oils
witchcraft on a budget
how I found my deities
basics of sigil making
morality of cursing and hexing
grimoire vs. book of shadows
witchcraft for skeptics
altars in witchcraft- do you need one?
black and white magic
magical days of the week
how to house cleanse
simple binding spell
tarot vs. oracle
centering and grounding
visualization
using broomsticks
and the most important one- 10 reasons your spells aren't working
This is just a small smattering of her videos

 

witchcraft has really blown up in the last five years or so, and there are a lot more people making internet content about it, some of it, let's put it politely, is very "excitable".

like a bunch of younger witches on tiktok deciding to hex the moon. which, to make a sloppy metaphor, is kinda the equivalent of someone here suggesting we all drive out to fender headquarters and burn the place down.

i have some occult/esoteric interests and none of these people bother me, but i can see how someone who's been invested in this stuff for a long time could find it extremely irritating.

 

Wouldn’t you sort of be able to tell the elite witches from the rank and file witches?

I mean, if I was standing outside on a moonlit night and some lady flew past astride a broom, I’m pretty sure that I’d leap to the conclusion that I had just seen an elite witch.

 

Sorry to tell you.....but the asteroid already came.
WE'RE the aftermath........

 

Nobody will ever top Alyssa Milano.

 

Can she twitch her nose like a real witch? BTW OP, how did you come upon this?