Will Click-Bait Titles Kill All The Nuance In The Universe Forever!!!???

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  1. deytookerjaabs

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    Oh shoot ! I'm not supposed to laugh like that yet, my incision from surgery is still sore .....
     
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    Only someone of the stupidest generation ever would think that.
     
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    Just because it is a conspiracy does not mean that it is not true .
     
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    The trick is to add an obnoxious amount of question marks
     
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    What a load of crap.
     
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    No I will not read your boring blog.
     
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    My own father is the worst click-bait victim ever. He doesn't even realize that it's all junk and fake... and he has to tell me about every "story" that he read... about the man in Florida that found a $100 bill in his fuel tank door, but drug dealers laced it with poison, so that he would lead them back to his house, where he woke up in his bathtub filled with ice, and he was missing a kidney, and there was a message written on the mirror in lipstick that said, "Call 911"... cause apparently they were concerned for his health after all, even though they stole his kidney.

    I'm like... dad... this is not true. You used to be way smarter than this.
     
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    The Russian version where the guy wakes up and his cajones are gone if not likely, can't help but elicit a promise from one to NEVER sit down in a bar next to a girl with a Russian accent.
     
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    Hey, you guys see that shootout of the $20 Chinese pedal versus the $2,000 vintage one? The Shanghai SLAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEDDDD IT. But, you know, if you've got the dough you might prefer the expensive one to suit your tastes bla bla bla.


    I think you mean "theory," truth is implied.

    I have the best blogs, the guys who do my blogs are top shelf all the way. You haven't read blogs as good as my blogs.

    My stepdad is the same way, but thankfully he was always that way!

    I "get it" when there's incentive to make a big absolutist statement to get a reaction, like selling newspaper ads, or being a shock-jock, or certain types of celebrities, etc. The "no news is bad news" philosophy. Add to that, it's the name of the game in the 15 billion dollar PR industry whose job it is to do this at many levels then disguise it as "official" or "professional."

    But, more and more, people with no incentive whatsoever are either hip to self-promotion in said fashion, or far worse...this is how they actually think? As if, life is a series of click bait titles to get a little bit of dopamine going so they can rave or rage out time and time again. Nothing is allowed to be a piece of the puzzle, it always has to be some absolutist hogwash.
     
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    Well done. A snapshot of life today in this crazy world. I would laugh if only I thought it was funny.

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    Post no 12 will drop your jaw.
     
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    Ditto for my dad. What happened?
     
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