Wild Turkey Blues

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by String Tree, Jul 20, 2019.

  1. String Tree

    String Tree Doctor of Teleocity

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    I wish it the kind that pours from a bottle.
    Nope, my Poor Mother has 14 of them that have taken up Root in a Maple Tree next to her House.
    Wild Turkeys are NOT nice Birds.

    This bunch is Loud as hell and make a huge mess.

    She has obtained a Harassment Permit from the County to scare them off.

    Anybody have an Idea beside the obvious of shooting them?
    Showing them pictures of Thanksgiving hasn't worked either.
     
  2. 8trackmind

    8trackmind Tele-Meister

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    Damn...you had me at "Wild Turkey" and then lost me when I found out they were real...

    Get her a Chihuahua.
     
  3. Mike Eskimo

    Mike Eskimo Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

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    Yes.

    I’m thinking something dog-themed...
     
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