Wife and daughters left me alone....no supervision

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  1. Omiewise65

    Omiewise65 Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

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    + picked up one of my chicken from the dinner table early this morning , she was about to move in
     

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    Well known that beer rinse makes your hair shine. But duller if you drink 20 cans all at once!
     
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  3. raito

    raito Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

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    I'm in the same boat. Wife and children leaving this afternoon to not return until next Tues. I have a couple things planned. Mostly, but not entirely, useful manly things. For the rest, there will be volume. The Kat's coming off the half watt setting.

    Fortunately, I do not live with enemy forces.
     
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    Matthias Tele-Afflicted

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    I’m home alone with the guinea pigs tonight.

    Terrified. They just ask me for food then get angry when I don’t obey...
     
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    beagle Friend of Leo's

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    I learned yesterday that there is a guitar shop with a bar in Leeds. I know where I'm going next time I'm let off the leash... :D
     
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    As someone who has gone dry - this is still humorous.

    My kids regularly find ice pop wrappers in the shower in the morning and ask who is eating popsicles in the shower. After which I immediately get angry and yell that NOBODY is allowed to eat ice pops in the shower.

    It suddenly became un-funny because they told their grandparents. I think I have been found out.
     
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    deytookerjaabs Friend of Leo's

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    I'm the opposite, they leave me alone for the week and when they come back they see the poles hanging from the ceiling with springs attached to wires above a mess of cables.

    "What the hell is all this?"

    "Um, it's reverb."
     
  8. geoff_in_nc

    geoff_in_nc Friend of Leo's

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    I'm in the same boat right now. Wife and daughter left Wednesday morning and come back Sunday night. I've got to manage myself, the three dogs and two cats. So far nobody's had any accidental bodily functions inside the house.... Including me! Haha. My problem is I work from home, and I'm taking today off but have nothing to do. I don't drink, so that's right out. I'm thinking I'll go try a new Vietnamese place for lunch and play around in GC for a bit. At some point I've got to mow the 3 acres and make sure all the dishes are clean.
     
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    Just try cleaning out most of those 27 shampoo's and conditioners while she's gone and see what happens!
     
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    I also had some days by myself this Summer.
    And they let me the dog and two cats to care about... It spoils some of the fun, the dog mostly: whe live in a flat and, after work, you have to take it out to walk (and pee and poo, poor little thing).

    Anyway, even without being too satanic, a couple of days on the couch, watching TV, having a beer and playing (acoustic and electric, with my recently built micro Champ - Yummy - thanks again Rob!) till late was really relaxing.

    Btw, only the super cool walks the dog after midnight :cool:

    Have conscious fun; possibly a lot!
     
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    KevinB Doctor of Teleocity

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    Remember when the new guitar arrives to use the old “Oh, that old thing” excuse.

    Again.
     
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    I watched that movie Hall Pass where the two guys wives cut them loose for a week and they go off acting like college kids. Couldn’t relate. All I could think was, “Man I could play a lot of guitar in a week...” Enjoy!
     
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    Then this is for you my lonely friend,,,,

     
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    I'm home alone Monday till Friday, every week. Well, alone except for the dog, four cats, four geese and five chickens! I've grown to love it... but that probably doesn't bode well for the future. :(
     
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  15. MrCairo46

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    Day Two

    As expected the dog retreated at the first clap of thunder leaving the right flank unprotected. The birds moved in and controlled the living room, dining room and kitchen and access to my bedroom thru the overnight. I bivouacked in the Guitar Mahal and attacked before dawn to take back the dining room and kitchen. Supplies secured I sought to reinforce my defenses to keep the Birds at bay and not have a repeat of last night.

    Dog is still whimpering in the dining room. I may have to infiltrate bird camp and seek to turn one into an Allie.

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    and after your first 12 pack...........


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