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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by MrCairo46, Aug 22, 2019.
The last time they left me alone two days didn’t go well
Since so much of the last time alone is still fuzzy, I’ve decided to journal it.
Got home from work and realized that the dog and birds may be rallying to over throw me, so I negotiated a temporary shaky truce with the dog to bring my survival odds up to 2 on Three against the Satanic Conure, the Parrotlet, and the Parakeet. Fortunately supplies are stockpiled and all Road’s and paths to the kitchen and guitar room are clear. There are reports of TStorms tonite. I suspect the birds may make a break to cut off supply lines then when the dog is cowering under the dining room table. If holding the kitchen becomes untenable tonite, I may have to retreat to the guitar room and retake the kitchen tomorrow.
LOL! I take it you played guitar at inhuman levels until your ears bled without any ear protection and drank copious amounts of alcohol? Yet you wake up missing your ladies terribly and feeling guilty(with one hell of a hangover). Been there, done that. Better start on on those honey-do's before they get home. Take the 5th or it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. Take your pick.
Dude you better hurry up and mop those floors before Mrs. Cairo gets home! I would also recommend detailing her car, and get that thing done that you know she wants you to do. She knows what you're up to.
Play it Loud. Keep the place clean and crank it up.
Enjoy it while it lasts!
Yeah, dats it!
Break out the Jack Daniels, find your credit card and get on the Sweetwater website.
So, really ... what guitar are you going to go buy tomorrow?
in the 15 minutes my wife left me alone.
when she came back there was porno and empty bud lite cans everywhere
you can get canned porno?
This = perfect post, golden. Thanks for making me laugh!
I had to eat a frozen pizza. Just let it thaw out and ate it. Tasted horrible. Maybe I should have read the directions.
I have a very bad case of tennis elbow. My orthopedist, who was recommended by my wife, says I am off the honey due list for a couple weeks. Win! The downside is playing guitar effects my elbow. I am not bringing that up.
Danger Will Robinson!
Remember, whatever you do, it’s ok to use your neighbor’s trash can, or the receptacle at the gas station. Let the good times roll. Shower at least twice before they get home.
home alone...it's party time!!!
Been there done that for the last couple of days ....glad she‘ll be home soon ....says the dog