Today was the trade deadline in the Major Leagues (of baseball.) Many have said it was the best 'trade day' in MLB history. It may be true, we shall see. In speaking with my good friend, Omar, today, we arrived at what we believe is wrong with the world and how to fix it. This encompasses the needs for a balance that will serve the Earth for a very long time, if not ensure peace, at least rebalance things in a way that we can at least recognize. Peace, friends, peace. For the record, I am a San Francisco Giants fan and Omar, well, he is an Oakland A's fan. We are NOT New York Yankees fans. This is our theory and it has to do with Chretien de Troyes & Shakespeare's concepts of what happens when there is a false king and what happens when false kings rule. In short, when that happens, the world goes completely crazy and there is only unsettled unhappiness. The fix: Put Mike Trout on the New York Yankees. His health will return. The world will turn correctly, ice caps will grow, the world will cool off and we will go back to a more normal life. Mike Trout should be a Yankee. While we understand that when this happens it will mean very tough times for our teams, we are willing to sacrifice in order to have a better world. Feel free to support this concept below.