Why didn't I think of this?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by John Backlund, Oct 20, 2019.

  1. John Backlund

    John Backlund Friend of Leo's Gold Supporter

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    I found this under the bus driver's seat yesterday, and I must say, I'm stunned by it's brilliance....an extended-range, collapsible, pocket flyswatter.....

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    Well, finder's keepers... it's mine now, and woe be to the winged cootie who taunts me from what it thinks is 'just out of range'.
     
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    fnkmstr Tele-Meister

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    All fun and games until you take a real swing at a deer fly and kink that telescoping tubing.
     
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    String Tree Doctor of Teleocity

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    Looks like You Win!
     
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    Add as few more sections and you can get to that red headed kid in the back starting all the crap.
     
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    I have a telescopic magnet for picking up screws that i drop on the floor, and a telecopic mirror for inspecting the inside of acoustic guitars, plus I've got my wife a telescopic back scratcher, for those rare occasions!

    but I do have an electric bug Zapper that looks like a tennis racket , LOL
     
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    Extendable Brat Slapper!
     
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    or a spatula for very runny eggs.
     
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    Wow ... not only extendable, but it has those nifty concentric scoring rings so you can evaluate your fly-smacking accuracy in the spirit of continuous improvement. :D
     
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  9. John Backlund

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    I don't drive no damn kids, I'm smarter than that......believe it or not.
     
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    You are now a member of the SWAT Team.
     
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    the real skill in getting flies is with chop sticks
     
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    Why not use it for both? Just be sure to cook your eggs very, very well.......;)
     
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