- Aug 19, 2020
My ex-girlfriends. They would have helped me get there faster. But those parasites would probably enjoy it.
That’s what I’d want. They’d find it as hard to lift me as it was to love me.My ex-girlfriends. They would have helped me get there faster. But those parasites would probably enjoy it.
It depends.Even little skinny guys are pretty heavy when you're carrying them in one of those fancy boxes.
I was thinking of filling mine with lead. And when they get to the grave site they find out I've been cremated and shipped abroad, far far away from them.My five co-workers....and the casket is to be filled completely with water.
They are all dicks.
Same. And then shoot my ashes out of a cannon as the Melvins cover of "Goin' Blind" blares in the background at earsplitting volume. Done, over, no ham sandwiches in the church basement, go home. That's it. Literally.Burn me to ashes. It’s cheaper, and I’ve been a pain enough already to the world. By the time that day comes, I’ll not only be dead, but heavy, too!