Who do people say you smell like?

My wife calls me an old goat. Is she trying to tell me something?

 

Now stop that.

We're not allowed to be talking about folks running for re-election. :^)

 

Nothing to fess up to, cuz it has never come up until you raised the question, Jakedog. I guess up to now people have been just too polite to say.

 

And yet, you just did...

 

Wow. You knew EXACTLY which one I was thinking of!!

How did you do that?

That's amazing. That's Texas for you. :^)

 

There was some mention of a diseased yak...

 

Mr Hanky?

 

Never had 1 person complain when I'm having a cigar. In fact, most people really like the smell of a cigar.

 

you, and i stink!

play music!

 

I didn't mind a really nice cigar, a cup of Cognac around the campfire after a long day of whitewater kayaking.

But when I was running in our designated place, preparing for a foot race, and some guy would show up and gas us out with a cigar, urk. The smell makes you wanna stop (or stop and throw up). If nobody is complaining, they're afraid of you or you are very circumspect about where you consume it.

My experience as an otherwise never-smoker is, 19 times out of 20, the cigar guy is in the wrong place. The people who might complain have high-tailed it out of there.

 

cheap booze and hooker perfume

 

When I was a weightlifter, I smelled like this:

 

WAIT A MINUTE!

I went through 4 pages and no one smells like VICTORY?

 

A dispensary????

 

Brimstone.

 

Last night's Budweiser and Scope.

 

The commissioner of my son's baseball league always smoked cigars during the game,......"keeps away the mosquitoes and the mothers"!

 

I smell like Afta (after shave) and occasionally Polo.

But I would love to try some Hai Karate. They had the best commercials.

 

Old Spice's "Wolf Thorn" scent. It's quite pleasing.

 

Sandalwood, cedar, oak and rich double maduro Nicaraguan tobacco.