Don’t feel bad. Keith Whitley sang a song “I’m no stranger to the rain.” I always heard that line and thought he was singing “I’m no stranger to Lorraine.” I always thought Lorraine was a woman of questionable morals. Felt like an idiot when I learned the truth.For 50 years I thought the beginning lyrics to "Helpless" were,
"There is a clown in North Ontario"
The night before the battle of Little Bighorn, Col Custer is approached by one of his lieutenants. "Sir, there is a large group of Indians on the other side of that ridge. And frankly, I don't like the sound of those drums."
Suddenly a distant voice is heard out of the darkness. "That's not our regular drummer!"