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Flaneur

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StoneH

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A Native American approached the chief of his tribe and asked him how he came up with all the names for the babies.

"Well", said the chief, "when a child is born to our tribe I step out of my hut first thing in the morning and look around. The first thing I see is what I name the baby. So if I see an eagle soar across the sky I name the baby Eagle-soaring. Why do you ask, Two-dogs-fu**ing?"
 

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no reproductive parts?

Still no f'n eye deer.
 

eclecticsynergy

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The night before the battle of Little Bighorn, Col Custer is approached by one of his lieutenants. "Sir, there is a large group of Indians on the other side of that ridge. And frankly, I don't like the sound of those drums."

Suddenly a distant voice is heard out of the darkness. "That's not our regular drummer!"
 

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Before he dies,a father requests that his 2 sons repay him all money owed to him.At the funeral the 2 sons stand beside the coffin.
Eldest son places a large bag of coins upon the coffin saying 'here's the 10,000 bucks you loaned me now repaid as you requested.
The younger son steps forward throws a cheque upon the coffin and walks away clutching the bag!
 




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