What's your stupid, short joke today??

Thebluesman

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girl and boy drive out to a secluded spot.,...then make love on the grass.
girl- im going to tell my father you had sex with me 2 times!
boy-But i only did it once!!!!!!
Girl-Aren't you going to do it again then!!!!
 

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Less a joke and more a quote, also more sad than funny:

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”
—Groucho Marx

"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while".

Charles Barkley, after blatantly elbowing an Angolan basketball opponent in the Olympics
 

Thebluesman

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newly married couple make love standing up next to an open window. In there ardour they fall out the open window.. land upon the sidewalk below and lie still embraced unconscious!
A drunk tramp walking down the street sees the couple lying there and proceeds to knock upon the nearest door...he is greeted by home owner
Home owner: What do you want?
drunk tramp; ''jussst informing you YOUR SIGNS FFFFFFALLEN DOWN!!!!''
 

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How do get get a woman out of bed?
Sneak a can of coke beneath the sheets and pour it slowly between you! then say' I needed that.
guaranteed SHE WILL get out of bed!!!
 




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