girl and boy drive out to a secluded spot.,...then make love on the grass.
girl- im going to tell my father you had sex with me 2 times!
boy-But i only did it once!!!!!!
Girl-Aren't you going to do it again then!!!!
newly married couple make love standing up next to an open window. In there ardour they fall out the open window.. land upon the sidewalk below and lie still embraced unconscious!
A drunk tramp walking down the street sees the couple lying there and proceeds to knock upon the nearest door...he is greeted by home owner
Home owner: What do you want?
drunk tramp; ''jussst informing you YOUR SIGNS FFFFFFALLEN DOWN!!!!''