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What's Your Excuse?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by kafka, Nov 16, 2020.

  1. Greggorios

    Greggorios Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    No judge, I swear the brakes failed, I never even noticed the bumper sticker.
     
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    The dog loves Jerky. That is the only reason I buy it. Yes I know it is Teriyaki flavor but that is what he likes.
     
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    Don't ask me, I just work here.
     
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  4. Wulf

    Wulf Tele-Afflicted

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    Im a lazy sod
    Took 3 days off skool once with a broken shoelace
    Or...a big lad did it and ran away
    sorry i missed work...i was abducted by wailybums...
     
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  5. bgmacaw

    bgmacaw Friend of Leo's

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    I don't have the right shoes on.

    My bad hip is acting up.
     
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  6. Wulf

    Wulf Tele-Afflicted

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    well...i cant cos i got this bone in me leg
     
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  7. Larry F

    Larry F Doctor of Teleocity Vendor Member

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    Paralysis and pain.
     
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  8. Mrbob135

    Mrbob135 Tele-Afflicted Silver Supporter

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    That smell? It was the dog!
     
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  9. Toto'sDad

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    I played golf with 3 guys younger than me the other day, and even though I beat them all, I should have beaten them by a greater margin. I'm sorry, I should have done better.
     
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  10. Buckaroo65

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    Sorrry, it must have been the cabbage...
     
  11. bromdenlong

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    My homework ate my dog.
     
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  12. Bluesboy3

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    I used to be a good athlete.
     
  13. String Tree

    String Tree Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

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    Kitty telled me to do it.
     
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    The instructions were in Chinese.
     
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  15. VWAmTele

    VWAmTele Friend of Leo's

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    I was hit by a car and received a concussion when I was 4. It's my go-to excuse whenever anybody says "How in the world could you....."
     
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    voodoostation Friend of Leo's

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    I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin...
     
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    I’m pretty lazy.
     
  18. MarkieMark

    MarkieMark Friend of Leo's

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    I didnt think you were serious.
     
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  19. Obsessed

    Obsessed Telefied Silver Supporter

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    "Bad back" or "bad timing". Both are interchangeable for everything.
     
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  20. kafka

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