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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by kafka, Nov 16, 2020.
No judge, I swear the brakes failed, I never even noticed the bumper sticker.
The dog loves Jerky. That is the only reason I buy it. Yes I know it is Teriyaki flavor but that is what he likes.
Don't ask me, I just work here.
Im a lazy sod
Took 3 days off skool once with a broken shoelace
Or...a big lad did it and ran away
sorry i missed work...i was abducted by wailybums...
I don't have the right shoes on.
My bad hip is acting up.
well...i cant cos i got this bone in me leg
Paralysis and pain.
That smell? It was the dog!
I played golf with 3 guys younger than me the other day, and even though I beat them all, I should have beaten them by a greater margin. I'm sorry, I should have done better.
Sorrry, it must have been the cabbage...
My homework ate my dog.
I used to be a good athlete.
Kitty telled me to do it.
The instructions were in Chinese.
I was hit by a car and received a concussion when I was 4. It's my go-to excuse whenever anybody says "How in the world could you....."
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin...
I’m pretty lazy.
I didnt think you were serious.
"Bad back" or "bad timing". Both are interchangeable for everything.