What's the difference between...?

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  1. Bartholomew3

    Bartholomew3 Friend of Leo's

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    An oldie from my younger days on the road:

    What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub ???
     
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    Spend your time on the road in the locker room?
     
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    That one might be a little too risque for TDPRI...
     
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    One is looking to cleanse her soul and the other is looking to cleanse her sole.
     
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    Nice save!!!!!
     
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    ...a band of clever pygmies and a jr high school girls' track team?
     
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    ......between toilet paper and the starship SS Enterprise????



    They both fly around Uranus searching for Klingon's.
     
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    3fngrs Friend of Leo's

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    How cunning!
     
  9. Shuster

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    What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
    A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
     
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    A young boy asks his dad: "What's the difference between theorectically and realistically?"

    "Well son, go and ask your mother if she would sleep with the postman for $1million ..."

    The little boy asks his mum and then goes back to his dad: "She said yes ..."

    "Now go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the milkman for $2million ..."

    The little boy asks his sister: "She said yes, but whats the difference between theoretically and realistically?"

    "Well son, theorectically we are sitting on $3million ... realistically we are living with a couple of slags!"
     
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    What is the difference between ignorance and apethy?

    I don't know and I don't care.
     
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    What is the difference between locked and unlocked?
     
  13. Shuster

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    What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

    One less drunk,,;)
     
  14. Bartholomew3

    Bartholomew3 Friend of Leo's

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    Answer is:

    Woman in church has hope in her soul, woman in the bathtub has soap in her hole...

    No durty words so hope the answer is OK here
     
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    This one I bet many know:
    What is the difference between a carp and a lawyer?

    One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish!

    ( Heard this first from great drummer- lawyer buddy of mine, who has help me much with both skills!)
     
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    Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
     
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    What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
     
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    Oral thermometer and rectal thermometer?

    The taste.
     
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