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What would you do if you had a hammer?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by HotRodSteve, Jun 26, 2020.

  1. HotRodSteve

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    Just asking.
     
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    ...searching YouTube for “If I Had A Hammer”...

    Nah. Too easy.
     
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    I would hammer at noon.
     
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    I’d be dangerous!
     
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    If I had a hammer?...o_O

    I've always had a hammer....:D
     
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    OK ... somebody has to say it ... I'd look for a nail. ;)
     
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    Ron R Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    hmm... not sure.
    But I were a carpenter...
     
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    “If I had a hammer, there’d be no more folk singers”...
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    Hammers are magical.

    I know a carpenter who was blind; he picked up his hammer and saw.
     
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    I bought this Estwing hammer awhile back but it has an annoying high-pitched ring when you hammer something. Almost like a tuning fork.

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    trade it in on a nail gun.
     
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    Find those pesky nail problems.
     
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    I’d buy you some art. Like a nice Picasso. Or a Garfunkel.
     
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