Some folks sued a client of mine. When they were in court the poor old boy who was suing hobbled into court using a walker. After the trial was over, he bought the prerequisite new car, it must have been a miracle, during the trial he said he couldn't even lift a glass of water to his lips. A couple of months later, the guy that got sued saw the guy who sued him getting out of his new ride, go into a liquor store and come out with a case of beer riding on his shoulder! My client looked at him, and said I thought you couldn't even lift a glass of water? The guy said, "that was then, this is now buddy, it's beer thirty!"