Matt Sarad
Tele-Afflicted
The red traffic light means stop, not go.
Never waive a pedestrian through an intersection where you only control one of the four lanes of traffic.
I was gonna say the thing I taught my daughter when we use cross-walks - make a point of making eye-contact, waving thankee, and getting across the street in a hurry, so they don't resent you for slowing their roll.This one covers it all, though one word is misspelled:
Don’t be a duck.
I do own this shirt:
discussion.
do you need to use turn signals when there is no drivers around to see them, or you are so far in front of another car that there is no need to signal your intention? Asking in all seriousness.Using turn signals.
The speakerphone thing doesn't bother me as much as it bothers some. Don't know why....Don’t sit in a restaurant with your phone constantly making that annoying “ping” sound when you get one of your constant texts.
Don’t speak on the speakerphone while in public. We don’t want to hear your conversation.
Don’t talk too loud. Whether or not on a call.
Get off my lawn.
Awful.Respecting privacy.
My wife went through some personal medical issues this last year. It affected my schedule dramatically so I had to inform my boss about it, emphasizing our desire for privacy.
He repeatedly brought it up in company meetings. I spoke to him again regarding my desire for privacy. He apologized.
Then I heard from multiple coworkers that he had told everyone about it while I was gone anyway.
Great leader.
do you need to use turn signals when there is no drivers around to see them, or you are so far in front of another car that there is no need to signal your intention? Asking in all seriousness.
Farting in an elevator is worse.Get off the bloody elevator. Don’t stand there talking until the last possible second so the door shuts right behind you as you leave and others have to wait for the next car.
this is not an unspoken rule, though. In parts of the world, almost nose to nose is the norm, as is standing front to back in queues.