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...what food makes you,um,pass gas???...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by bluetele54, Jan 26, 2008.

  1. jimd

    jimd Friend of Leo's

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    I love microbrewed beers. But some of them really do a number on my system. I had an awesome IPA while on a business trip (ok more than one). My wife was lucky I was not sleeping at home that night.
     
  2. Intonator

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    Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    Love the stuff.

    But it doesn't like me.
     
  3. getbent

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    When I get home from work and I've had a whole day of people blowing smoke up my ass.... it returns the favor!

    One sure thing... those Boboli pizza 'kits' at the grocery. My wife made one once and the entire family was rootin and tootin for way too many hours... it became a family joke.
     
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    How funny is this!!? I dont know I do it so much that I think EVERYTHING gives me gas. What I eat just changes the variables...length, volume, sonic properties, and smell. :D
     
  5. Caper

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    Ever watch Kenny vs. Spenny on Showcase?
     
  6. sunkidd

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    Now that is funny! That is one of the best stories I've read here on the TDPRI....:lol:
    Telenator, that is definitely something my brother would do to me!!!!
     
  7. sunkidd

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    Oh and I forgot to add....
    Beer and Donuts!!!! does it every time!;)
     
  8. eggman

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    So. Beach Diet bars (Cinnamon & Raisin)

    Howdy,

    I decided to come sniffing 'round this thread, heh-heh! Two years ago I discovered the ultimate ammo for my sphincter Cello! South Beach Diet bars in the Cinnamon & Raisin flavor.
    We're talking loud and Loooong musical notes after I consume a couple of these babies! If I eat about 3 of them in a 20 minute period, forget it!
    During the holidays the wife threatened to make me sleep in the dog house with our pet Airdale if I ever lit up the bedroom with salvo after salvo like that again! LOL.

    Eggman

    PS: This is a great male-bonding thread! :cool:
     
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    Wanna hear something weird? (you're reading this thread, so you must :) )

    Since I had my appendix out about 4 years ago, I'm a good 85-90% less...uh..."airy" than I used to be, in general.

    Still get it nice and good from chili, soy, and cabbage though.
     
  10. bluetele54

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    ...yeah eggman,since we're so musical here...

    ...we can call it the "La Petomane Club"...timing being everything,we can all synchronize to a specific time,and play a joyful noise to the world!!!...funny stuff here,and Telenator's story was a gas!!!...
     
  11. geddins

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    Pretty much anything :D


    I know you heard about the older lady who went to her annual checkup. The doc asks "How's everything going for you, any problems?". She answers "Well, lately I've developed a SERIOUS case of gas....they are silent and odorless, but I just keep worrying that it's going to change all of a sudden....can you help?"

    So the doc writes her a prescription and tells her to make an appointment for a follow up the next week.

    The next appt rolls around and when the dr comes into the room she's waiting for him. "Well...how's your problem since last week?" asks the doctor. "WORSE!!" says the lady..."not only am I still gassy, but NOW they've started stinking!!! You've got to do something!". At this point the doc writes her another prescription and says "take this for a week...now that we've got your nose fixed up, let's work on your hearing!"..:D :D
     
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    Great thread, guys. :rolleyes:
     
  13. morroben

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    +1 Although I've been in Cali for about 3 years now, I had plenty of moose my first 28.
    I had a buddy who's Dad always made bear chili...if we could harness that energy we could save the world.
     
  14. morroben

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    I'm no expert, but I think you might be missing the point of the South Beach Diet.
     
  15. garytelecastor

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    Burger King's Onion Rings. Honestly, the I am not allowed to eat them in the winter due to not being able to open the windows.
     
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    Most of the stuff I like.:D
     
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    All of it.Thats why i only eat once a day.
     
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  19. skinny ted

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    for some reason...walking out into my garage does it...
    ..when ever im out there looking for something, or working round...an evil rumblin begins..
    works everytime.;)
     
  20. eggman

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    Howdy,

    I'm telling ya'll, after eating 3 of those South Beach diet bars in a 20 minute period, my "sphincter Cello" can produce "notes" that sound alot like a large Watermelon slamming into the pavement from a 3rd story window!
    I'll raise my glass and offer a toast to the South Beach Diet: "May the wind at your back never be your own"!


    Eggman
     
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