What do you call a group of Telecasters?

[GeneB]

Since music with guitars is going the way of the dodo: a Wake of Telecasters

After posting this I remembered we all agreed Gibson is doomed as only old retirees buy them. So maybe a Wake of Les Pauls is more appropriate.

 

[johnnylaw]

A swarm…of seductresses.

 

[fretWalkr]

A Leo of telecasters

 

[brookdalebill]

A bang!

 

[SuprHtr]

A Buck.

 

[stxrus]

First thing that came to mind was “twang” followed by a “caster” of teles

 

[Midgetje94]

A dream come true lol

 

[yegbert]

How about a herd?

 

[Maguchi]

In watching the Saturday morning educational animal shows (Yes I'm 5), I've noticed the unique names given to groups of a particular animal species. Neat names like Gaggle, Shrewdness, Cauldron etc. etc. Don't know how the names came about but I think it is time that names were given to our guitar groups.

Any thoughts?

Weakneck of Gibsons?
Keef of Telecasters?

What you got?

A $#!+load of Teles!

 

[P Thought]

a plague

 

[scottser]

Tele?
Chicken pickin.
A coop of telecasters?

 

[MarkieMark]

Group of Telecasters? A “spank”.
Group of Strats? An ”Eric”.
Group of Jaguars? For the cat, it’s a “Prowl”, a “Leap” or a “Shadow”, but for the guitar, I would nominate calling it a “Surf”.
Group of Jazzmasters? “Master Class”.

Not bad.

Maybe just change the second to a "quack of Strats"
Apparently a thing, I dunno. I just experiment with a bunch of different stuff and see what happens.

 

[Wayne Alexander]

A mess of telecasters if you have some.

A whole mess of telecasters if you have more than that.

 

[Solaris moon]

A Shade of Telecasters - I don't want to call it a spate of Teles.

 

[Vocalion]

A bunch of guitars that are still in tune?

 

[DekeDog]

Teleharem.

 

[Flip G]

A melee of Teles.

 

[Mouth]

Obviously it's a bumch.

 

[drmordo]

I like a "Twang" of Teles.


I also really like a "Quack" of Strats.

 

[Lou Tencodpees]

A Gatton of Telecasters.