What do French snails wear in the kitchen?

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  1. xafinity

    xafinity Friend of Leo's

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    In Oregon its self gratification at the gas station, we love Earl Grey tea and Earl Campbell soup. Does any one really eat snails? Furthermore what does the well dressed snail wear?
    TDPRI is surely rivaling Winkipedia as the font of all knowledge.
     
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    All the best French escargot are nekked.
     
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    Garlic cologne. I love escargot.
     
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    the well-dressed snail is quite comfortable in its own sassy little curlicue shell.
     
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    I've tried escargot, and it was OK. Tasted mostly of the butter and garlic, snails were kinda chewy and just sort of there.
     
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    There ain't no snails in my kitchen - French or otherwise .
     
  7. xafinity

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    Escargot pants!
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    OK, your turn :D
     
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    <cut> I refuse to paryicipate in another stylish clothing post here....
     
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    I'm asking myself, why did I click on this thread? And then this....
     
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    Oh no you didn't.
     
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    Escargot and Conch. Yummies !
     
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    I'm sicker than I thought... I first read this as "why do French sailors swear in the kitchen".
     
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    in my kitchen that would be the trash can;)
     
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    And that's what made you click on the thread. JD you sir are one sick puppy, I mean Dog.

    Cheers,
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    You know of snails didn't have legs they'd leave a trail everywhere they went.
     
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    Months of painting my race snails shell with go faster stripes to try get that bit extra speed out of the corners. I decided that it would be a good idea to remove the shell, you know less weight the more speed idea...It didn't work, It made my race snail more sluggish..
     
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    Escargot is kinda like raw oysters.....the quicker you get 'em down the better!
     
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    Escargo SHORTS!!!
    The question reminds me of what you get when the oven explodes in a French kitchen.
     
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