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What do cats think?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by PastorJay, Aug 28, 2020.

  1. String Tree

    String Tree Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

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    Cats think about TONE.
    They think about it all the time.
     
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    What do cats think?


    'What small animal shall I torture and kill for fun next?'

    'Whose garden shall I piss and crap in next?' (Never their own garden, is it?)
     
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    Yup. Pretty much the same as humans.
     
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    Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats ...

    According to modern science, a cat has 10,000 times the psychic ability of a human ...
    They are way beyond us ....
     
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    Very true. A case of beer for anyone who runs a cat down. That's how it is herein OZ. We have feral cats that grow as big as dogs- and we kill them with a smile, a laugh and a beer after.:)
     
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    Well unlike a lot of the members here, I've never killed anything for pleasure in my life and the toilets in my home are in full working order, thank you. :mad:
     
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    The correct spelling of the word is 'psychotic'.
     
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    Her behavior when I'm home is exactly the same as it was before.

    But my one day a week housekeeper tells me that when I'm not home she just lays around like she's tired and sad.
     
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    I've studied the matter for years. The answer is:

    bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  15. RoyBGood

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    ^ I don't get it.
     
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    Just....
    One more life.
    Please.
     
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    You humans you think your in charge.
     
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    “How many times I got to tell you? It’s the low end that makes people dance!”

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    It's been said that if you die and your pet is locked inside with you and has no way out, that a dog will wait at least a week before it eats you to survive, while a cat will have you for dinner that night.
     
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    A German Shepard, a Doberman, and a cat die and go to heaven, where they meet God. God asks the German Shepard "What do you believe in?" and the dog replies "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master", to which God replies "Very good, you may sit at my right, Doberman what do you believe in?" to which the dog replies "I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master", to which God replies "Excellent, you may sit at my left, cat, what do you believe in?", to which the cat replies "I believe you're in my seat".
     
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