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What do cats think?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by PastorJay, Aug 28, 2020.

  1. MisterZ

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    But then who would open the cat food cans? (No opposable thumbs, and all that.)
     
  2. stantheman

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    The bird is a tribute from your cat. Cats love Jazz, Lester
    Young professed the same thought 80 years ago regarding
    cats. They go nuts over Thelonious Monk and Miles too.
    Cats prefer a nice cardboard box and when they find the right box...well. They love cooked but cool or cold rice in
    their food, they love shredded Turkey and Turkey kibble stirred in with the rice.
    If your cats have diarrhea RICE is the cure, takes time but they love it in their meals and seems to create a trust along
    with added sociability.
    They love piano and love walking the keys.
    ...a Siberian Tiger is a very large Cat, read about Tippi Hedren and check out the Bengal Tiger coming through
    Her kitchen window, it’ll mess with Your mind. The problem
    with Tigers and Lions is every now & then for a split second they go schizophrenic and create massive damage like Tippi Hedren’s daughter
    Melanie Griffith.
    It doesn’t matter if their tiny or giants, there’s lines in the sand and they know where the lines are.
     
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    Spare the humans! Spare the humans!Spare the humans!Spare the humans!Spare the humans!
     
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    61fury Friend of Leo's

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    When animals attack!

    This makes the internet all worthwhile. I laughed into my bones. ( means "lol")

    Monty NOOooo!
     
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  5. 61fury

    61fury Friend of Leo's

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    We had a demon cat, my best friend was terrified of her. Aqui was a charming snarl, she liked us just fine.

    cuteaquihell.JPG

    Welcome to Hell
     
  6. MarkieMark

    MarkieMark Friend of Leo's

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    The cat thinks:
    "I could take you. If I wanted to. I just dont feel like it right now. But I could. If I wanted to."
     
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  7. sudogeek

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    it’s simple. While they’re sitting on your lap, looking at you, purring, they’re thinking “If I was just a little bigger I could rip his throat out and and eat for a week. Yessss.”
     
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    Complicated little creatures. With dogs, you can figure out pretty quickly what makes them happy.

    I had my cats for about 5 years before figuring out what made my female cat happy. Turns out she likes a good stiff patting on the tail. She doesn't like getting picked up or held. She doesn't care much for getting strokes around her mouth. But start patting her tail, her butt goes up and she begins meowing like crazy.

    My other cat just likes laying next to me, getting petted, and licking my beard.
     
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  9. Greggorios

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    What do cats think? That dogs are stupid... humans are stupider'er...and birds taste great. That's it.
     
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    Tonight I’m watching Hitchcock’s The Birds. They sure could’ve used a few cats like yours.
     
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  11. 61fury

    61fury Friend of Leo's

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    As I always say, I love cats but I don't know why.
     
  12. Danjabellza

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    The most specific I can be is... condescending...
     
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    Two of out cats have been together for .... 10-12 years (?)... they occasionally will be surprised when they walk around a corner and see the other cat..... like : "what the h*** is that !?!? and why is it here !?!?!"
    Then they sniff each others butt.
    I don't think cats are smart, or condescending, or anything like that.....they just have good poker faces.
     
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    Amen to that! Our local shelter usually has at least 200 cats looking for a home.
     
  15. Steerforth

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    Dogs hold Leibniz in high regard.

    Cats are solidly in the Schopenhauer camp.
     
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    Diesel thinks, "Snnnnnnxxxx!" 20190808_084517.jpg 20190816_201252.jpg
     
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    World domination. And tuna. Not necessarily in that order.
     
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    maybe you should go to a shelter?
     
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