It's me again.
Do you remember when I met you in Lewis' Department Store in Glasgow back in 1975 and I asked you for one of these...
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...Well, I've written to you every year since and there's still no sign of it.
Consider this a Letter Before Action and if I do not receive it this year, then be prepared to hear from my legal representatives
The Wonky Toothed Kid in the Duffel Coat.