Hi. I'm seeking asylum as a refugee. I've come from Strat-Talk. And as you all have been kind enough to welcome those of us who've been left out on the street like yesterday's garbage... I thought I should formally introduce myself. I'm rolandson, as in son of roland. I live in the Pacific Northwest of North America in a city called Portland. I'm a classically trained, former university science instructor, who spent a career in the music industry both on and back stage. I play trumpet, piano, cello, and guitar of course. Full disclosure: I don't actually have a Telecaster. I've one for-real Strat, two partscasters, a Gibson archtop, a couple of classicals, and a Danelectro. Can I stay here please? It's cold outside.