Wedding Crashers...

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  1. Preacher

    Preacher Friend of Leo's

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    Trash bein trash is all
     
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    Welp. That's what happens.
     
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    The headline should really be: "Wedding at Fairgrounds".
     
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    This sounds like a TDPRI wedding for sure! Somebody here had to have been a guest, in the band, etc.

    I played one once where moonshine was getting passed around, and at the end the groom threatened to kick my ass for disrespecting the bride (I had not) and then tried to not pay us.
     
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    Ahhhh ya get enough juice in ya and everything sounds okay to your drunk self. But stealin' is stealin' and most people are not alright with that. Shoulda just muscled a couple at a time while doing a rest room cruise. But in respect for the perps they did come for a horse show and one drunk look at the bride changed every thing.




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    at the root of this is a devil in a purple dress.

    In my youth as a doorman when I was not playing, I can tell you, based on that extensive research I never saw a barfight that did not have a devil in a purple, blue, black, pink dress did not, in some way, encourage.
     
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    Don't tell us you gave the bride that dreamy David Cassidy look while you were singing "I Think I Love You"...!!
     
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    The party crashers fell down and got hurt .... oh well .
     
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    Haha…no. The wedding planner was just a friend of the bride. And she was pretty much clueless, and eventually drunk. Anyway, she basically blamed everything that went wrong with the event on the band. So then the bride (also drunk) got an earful from her friend. And eventually the groom (also drunk…see the pattern?) bowed up on me.
     
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