Waayyyy too much menu....

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    I almost fell asleep reading that menu but woke up just in time to see the maiden being - I don't know - forced to recite the menu out loud?
     
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    Back in the day, salsa and chips were free....
    Now they charge for them !!!


    This is wrong, in so many ways !!!
     
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    they have had 6 months off to re do the menus looks like to me..lets break it all down into its essence :)
     
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    Considering the building in the back, i would say there is a human sacrifice going to happen.
     
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    I think the “axe” in his hand is one of the biggest clues
     
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    If everything has the same ingredients it’s probably fine, if it’s a plethora of meats and other things that should be fresh I’d be weary off them

    The local Mexican place is pretty good, the menu is nowhere near that big

    I’m a tacos al pastor lover, or enchiladas with green sauce, and tamales!

    I used to work night shift with southern Mexicans and every Sunday they would bring in tamales wrapped in banana leaves, dang they were delicious

    Thumbs down I didn’t see al pastor on the menu, unless that’s the Hawaiian taco?
     
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    I understand about 70% of Spanish, can’t believe I missed that one

    That’s awesome
     
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    I had a Mexican helper for a while. At lunch time one of the guys asked him, where's the best place to get Mexican food?
    His answer was at home~
     
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    They didn't ask me if I needed a menu, they plopped them down in front of us when we sat at our table, along with the bland chips and watery salsa.
     
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    That's not a menu.
    That's encyclopedia Britannica.
     
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    They are always 'free' here, and back home as well. I don't think I've never directly paid for chips & salsa at a Mexican restaurant and in my life.
     
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    If McDonalds did their menu like this, it would read something like...

    #1 Fries with salt
    #2 Fries with sea salt
    #3 Fries without salt
    #4 Fries with a little salt
    #5 Fries with a lot of salt


    #6. Hamburger
    #7. Hamburger with a pickle
    #8. Hamburger with two pickles
    #9. Hamburger with ketchup
    #10. Hamburger with ketchup and a pickle
    #11. Hamburger with ketchup and two pickles
    #12. Two hamburgers with a pickle
    #13. Two hamburgers with two pickles
    #14. Hamburger and a cheeseburger
    #15. Hamburger and a cheeseburger with a pickle
    #16. Hamburger and a cheeseburger with two pickles
    #17. Hamburger and cheeseburger with a pickle and ketchup
    #18. Hamburger with fries
    #19. Hamburger with fries with salt
    #20. Hamburger with fries with sea salt
    Etc.
     
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    If I opened a Mexican restaurant, I would only put 3 items on the menu:
    1. Mexican Ennui
    2. Mexican Surprise
    3. The Montezuma's Revenge Special
    Adapt as necessary for other cuisines.
     
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