Vegetable cutter = Telecaster Bridge

[Twang Deluxe]

Hello everyone,

I received this vegetable cutter and immediately thought of my Tele bridge .
Perhaps it's inspired by Fender...

 

[otterhound]

Imagine that .

 

[Jupiter]

Considering the way a standard tele bridge would always shred my wrist, I’d say that the comparison makes a lot of sense.

 

[Lies&Distortion]

Are you going to shred?

 

[yegbert]

Only 5 polepieces - is that for Keef?

 

[Happy Enchilada]

Is that one of those "blade" pickups?

 

[FuncleManson]

TDPRI Rorschach test!

 

[andy__d]

You need one of these: https://www.fender.com/en-US/lifestyle/gifts-novelty/fender-telecaster-cutting-board/0094033000.html
…to go with that…

 

[Engine Swap]

Try using a brass blade…

 

[UPtele]

I'll give you $12.00 if you install it

 

[Twang Deluxe]

Only 5 polepieces - is that for Keef?

Keef was also my first thought

 

[Peegoo]

I'd get one, but they're available only in that lefty version.

 

[Twang Deluxe]

I'll give you $12.00 if you install it

I will try. It would be the best mod to cut through the mix

 

[Deeve]

Callaham offers a three barrel replacement at $160 and up

 

[Sax-son]

Works on TV but not when you get it home.

 

[Twang Deluxe]

Callaham offers a three barrel replacement at $160 and up

That's a great idea!!! I really should get compensated brass saddles for it

 

[Fenderdad1950]

 

[Peegoo]

That's a great idea!!! I really should get compensated brass saddles for it

Somebody's ♫COMPENSATING♫!!!

 

[Chicken Curry]

Funny, on a slightly different note, I always thought that the traditional Tele bridge was a grater of some kind. Or medieval torture equipment. one of the two.

 

[PCollen]

Hello everyone,

I received this vegetable cutter and immediately thought of my Tele bridge .
Perhaps it's inspired by Fender...
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Idea #2022-1...use that "useless" Telecaster ash tray bridge cover as a cookie cutter.