Ugly Car Thread

[clydethecat]

Post up your ugliest car suggestions. I'll start with two --

The 1957-1960 Edsel is rightly ridiculed, but the same people who brought us the Edsel had some even uglier designs up their sleeves, such as this 1957 Mercury Turnpike Cruiser:

If that wasn't bad enough, there the 1958 Lincoln:

 

[posttoastie]

1983 Chrysler La Baron

 

[bumnote]

1983 Chrysler La Baron
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Wasn't the nickname for that the Crayola LaBaron?

 

[Happy Enchilada]

 

[bumnote]

Post up your ugliest car suggestions. I'll start with two --

The 1957-1960 Edsel is rightly ridiculed, but the same people who brought us the Edsel had some even uglier designs up their sleeves, such as this 1957 Mercury Turnpike Cruiser:

If that wasn't bad enough, there the 1958 Lincoln:

I like it....like it a lot. I know she not conventionally attractive, but still.

I kinda prefer the grill on her older sister...though can't quite put my finger on why.

 

[clydethecat]

^^My cousin had a Matador. It was brown. I laughed and laughed when he showed up with that rolling turd. Kind of like when Kathleen Turner said "You bought an Edsel???" to her dad in "Peggy Sue Got Married".

 

[clydethecat]

I like it....like it a lot. I know she not conventionally attractive, but still.

I kinda prefer her older sister...though can't quite put my finger on why.
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The Edsel is positively restrained compared to that Mercury.

 

[buster poser]

A friend has one in another great blue which helps immensely, but I still just cannot with the snoots/buck teeth.

 

[Powdog]

 

[sadfield]

The Marcos Mantis

 

[clydethecat]

A friend has one in another great blue which helps immensely, but I still just cannot with the snoots/buck teeth.

My neighbor has a 430 with the buck teeth, and her husband/boyfriend person just got an i4 M50. Not pretty cars.

 

[2blue2]

Come on your not trying..
Early 60s Fiat 600?

 

[brookdalebill]

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The Matador looks OK, IMO.

 

[buster poser]

I like it....like it a lot. I know she not conventionally attractive, but still.

I kinda prefer her older sister...though can't quite put my finger on why.
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Same. I like the Edsel and LOVE late 50s Lincolns. Also the basis for endless low customs too, just like 49-51 Mercs.

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Come on your not trying..
Early 60s Fiat 600?

hardly fair, that one’s beat. 600s are rad

 

[jackinjax]

'53 Kaiser

 

[jackinjax]

1954 Kaiser Manhattan

 

[West44th]

FIAT Multipla.
What do I win?

 

[telekaster1999]

That '58 Lincoln is gangster!

 

[bumnote]

From Czechoslovakia....

Car from the 1980 film The Apple....and the car Homer designed.

 

[bumnote]

FIAT Multipla.
What do I win?

A sunshade that says "PLEASE STEAL".