Tyndall, South Dakota police blotter...

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  1. John Backlund

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    This is pretty weird on several levels.

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    #1. Would you even report a theft of this kind to police?

    #2. Would you want your 'property' returned if/when found?

    #3. Would you have to go down to the police department and identity the evidence as your 'property'? "Yes, officer, that looks like my stolen @#&$##, can I take it back home now"?

    And finally, there's the name of the alleged thief.
     
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    All excellent questions. I'm taking the 5th amendment.
     
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    The harder it is to find, the less you'd want it back :eek:
     
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    A two year period.
    Honey have seen my #$%& plug?
     
  6. John Backlund

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    Yeah, I don't 'get' that part.....well, I maybe I should say that I don't 'get' any part of it.
     
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    Aye think there's more to this than meat's the eye.
     
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    Tie the thief up and whip him .
     
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    he can't be a real Fuchs... he is a fake Fuchs, because real Fuchs don't pretend.

    to answer 'da big dadday'

    #1 oh hell yeah... if i owned a bunch of sex toys AND i had the thief on camera, i'd love reporting it, seeing the dude caught and getting it in the paper... legendary in a small town!
    #2 want them back? OF COURSE! I'd put them in a display case with a sign that said, "That Dumb Fuchs Stole this Dildo"

    I could sell tickets to visit it... I think I'd post a couple of pictures of Fuchs and his chipped teeth!
     
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    that costs you extry.
     
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    Sentimental value.

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    #4. Was it all properly insured?
     
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    Pics, or it didn't happen.
     
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    yes the picture of you and the donkey, I think his name was big boy...
     
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    I just wanted to say that our band played pretty often in Tyndall at a place called Groveland in 70-71. Might have had my first chizlic there.

    Now, back to the dildo debacle...
     
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    Is that all he took? How did he know where to find them?
     
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    I'd probably just file a home owners claim with my insurance:twisted:
     
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    Can't decide if the perp is more of a dumb Fuchs or a sick Fuchs! :cool:
     
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    Oooh! Good one!
     
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