Turn a "Young Girl Song" into an "Old Man Song"

radtz

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Some Lady Gaga:
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face

to

Can't read my, can't read my
Can't read the restaurant menu
 

Flip G

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Hey! Hey! You! Get offa my lawn!
Do you know the one about the Scottish Rolling Stones' song?

"Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!" :)
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There was a thread a while back about changing the word 'heart' in the song title to 'fart'. I think that covers a lot of the same territory.
 

Duck Herder

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Everything I sing is an old man song. Sing about young girls and you sound like you're auditioning to play a perv on SVU.
Right!
I remember the lead singer of Warrant lamenting that 'Cherry Pie' was their biggest hit.
Ok, so sing it doing the casino tour, who cares?
Now, what band had that hit 'Youth of a Nation'?
Kinda won't work if you're fat, bald and sixty! 🤭
 

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My daughter is 8 yrs old and she likes Megan Thee Stallion... I'm not sure what to do with that.
 




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