Turn a "Young Girl Song" into an "Old Man Song"

[Tricone]

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[radtz]

Some Lady Gaga:
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face

to

Can't read my, can't read my
Can't read the restaurant menu

 

[Flip G]

Hey! Hey! You! Get offa my lawn!

Do you know the one about the Scottish Rolling Stones' song?

"Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

 

[peteycaster]

Angie... Angina

 

[posttoastie]

The Doors- You're lost little man

 

[Flip G]

She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny
Yellow polka dot muumuu.

 

[posttoastie]

DEVO-The Flomax you want

 

[Informal]

She's my mincemeat pie!

 

[otterhound]

Jefferson Airplane / Old woman Sunday Blues

 

[memorex]

Old man, look at my life
I'm as old as you now.

 

[Jackroadkill]

Too Drunk To (Ahem) - Too Old To (Ahem)

 

[memorex]

There was a thread a while back about changing the word 'heart' in the song title to 'fart'. I think that covers a lot of the same territory.

 

[Jackroadkill]

Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon - Girl, You'll Be A Warm Urn Soon

 

[Duck Herder]

Everything I sing is an old man song. Sing about young girls and you sound like you're auditioning to play a perv on SVU.

Right!
I remember the lead singer of Warrant lamenting that 'Cherry Pie' was their biggest hit.
Ok, so sing it doing the casino tour, who cares?
Now, what band had that hit 'Youth of a Nation'?
Kinda won't work if you're fat, bald and sixty!

 

[Duck Herder]

Can you still see me
Will you move freely
When I'm stiff and sore

 

[northernguitar]

Gramps like us, baby we were born to walk.

 

[posttoastie]

Bruce-I'll wear my C-PAP all night, I'll wear my C-PAP all night for your love

 

[northernguitar]

Young man take a look at my life....you lazy SOB!

 

[northernguitar]

I'll wear my CPAP, all night for your love

I was gonna say I'll prove it all morning...before tapioca pudding and afternoon nap.

 

[Beebe]

My daughter is 8 yrs old and she likes Megan Thee Stallion... I'm not sure what to do with that.